Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

As individuals express their life, so they are.

Burnout is a war that must be won on two fronts.

Thumbs grow into my throat. I wear slaps like a spot of rouge.

Putting affects the nerves more than anything. I would actually get nauseated over three-footers.

Open your hearts. Deep inside ourselves, we are all one and the same.

It's a fine thing to rise above pride, but you must have pride in order to do so.

I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale!

When a person is accustomed to one hundred and thirty-eight in the shade, his ideas about cold weather are not valuable.

We live in such a sheltered environment in the United States. I've been fortunate enough to have traveled all over the world, and I've seen things you only read about and see on the news.