Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Grief is great. Only you and I in this land know that yet. Let us be good to one another.

Knowledge is the most democratic source of power.

There are yet people who say there is no God. But what really makes me angry is that they quote me for the support of such views

The degree of genius necessary to please us is pretty nearly the same proportion that we ourselves have.

I plot my ascent daily.

If you're in the culture business, you're not so locked in to your class, or you can have fun with it.

The events which can not be prevented, must be directed.

If you can reduce the power of reaction, you rise much higher.

Tap dancing all started with the old clog waltz.

The expectations you bring to meditation practice are often the greatest obstacles you will encounter.