Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

Some cats are angry at being called cats. To achieve peace with them, never call them by their real name

Coincidences happen, but only once

Imogene always sitson the remote. It’s probably wedged between her butt cheeks.”“Should I go get a crowbar?

I suppose half the time Shakespeare just shoved down anything that came into his head.

We do have a saying in America: if you're in a hole, stop digging ..... erm, I'm not sure I should have said that.

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time.

Customer needs have an unsettling way of not staying satisfied for very long.

I am not the best goalkeeper in the world, it is Vladimir Beara.

I wanted to write and think. Activism is a displacing kind of passion.

I back away from negativity - there's too much in this world, and I don't want to be around it.