The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

What I wanted to do in rock 'n roll was merge poetry with sonic scapes, and the two people who had contributed so much to that were Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison.

A news organization has a much different responsibility. I might not be telling you the whole story. I might not be telling you a story in a manner that is properly sophisticated.

It is hard for 2 creative people to work together for that length of time and not fall out.

Our rule is the works of mercy... It is the way of sacrifice, worship, a sense of reverence.

And I must bear What is ordained with patience, being aware Necessity doth front the universe With an invincible gesture.

Honestly I prefer dressing for comfort rather than style, so whatever is comfortable and looks decent, that'll do.

You should only read what is truly good or what is frankly bad.

Nations cannot endure in sin.

The distance between where I am and where I want to be seems impossibly large.

My vision is to work for the relationship between India and Pakistan which would be like the relation between Canada and the United States.