Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you do hold well.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others.

The physical vanity of the diet-and-exercise obsessive is recast as the pursuit of a kind of ritual purity, hedged about with taboos and guilt trips and mysticized by yoga.

He has the gift of quiet.

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

There can be no peace without justice and respect for human rights.

Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks.

One of my favorite things about 'Spring Awakening' is that it is enjoyable and important for both kids and adults to see.

There's plenty of room at the bottom.

We'll always have art, darling.

I'm so misunderstood that people misunderstand me even when I tell them I'm misunderstood.