The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.

Humanity is worse than flies.

It exhasperated her, but she knew better than to force the world to her desire.

How can you get giants out of a dwarf, my good chap? Can a thrush lay eagle’s egg? Can a dolphin give birth to a whale?

Movies can be instruments of enlightenment.

Some directors have just one way of working; you either have to adhere to it or you don't.

Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it.

The ability to convince people of the wackiest notions - and both parties can do it - it's part of the dumbing down of America that's really highly problematic.

Agility is the ability to adapt and respond to change … agile organizations view change as an opportunity, not a threat.

I don't think we should ever be at war. That's kind of naive, I suppose.

History has many cunning passages, contrived corridors and issues.