A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.

We don’t know who was tricked by whom. Did the writer deceive the word, or did the word deceive the writer?

Whatever anyone does, / anyone says, in the/ past, now, everything, let/ it bounce off the rock/ of yr gladness (yr mirror)

Finally liberty has come!

power the mojave desert with miles & miles of solar panels!

Being a new band, I just can't think of a better way to get your name out to all of the Hard-Rock crowd than playing with twenty of the biggest Hard-Rock bands in the world.

Write, write, write-till your fingers break.

I'm not impressed by your performance.

What can they suffer that do not fear to die?

Everyone wants me to be perfect, but I am so far from perfect!