Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

To step into God’s will is a step into a different realm, even though your feet remain on firma terra.

Nothing restricts your peace and happiness more than your limiting self-beliefs and fears.

The smartest people can write the worst emails and those of less intellect can write the best.

If you should read, begin with Holy Scriptures.

I've come to believe that how we choose to live with pain, or injustice, or death....is the true measure of the Divine within us.

I went through one period when I smoked a surprising, a really breath-taking, amount of grass almost every night.

Individually, men may present a more or less rational appearance, eating, sleeping, and scheming. But humanity a a whole is changeful, mystical, fickle, delightful. Men are men, but Man is a woman.

I've always wanted to be a guy with a rec room.

Trump's tax returns - his tax returns showed he went through a very difficult time, but he used the tax code just the way it's supposed to be used. And he did it brilliantly.

I heard guys say they got into rock and roll to pick up women. I didn't get into rock to pick up women, but I sure adapted.