Ted Nugent Quotes

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.

Sometimes too much tolerance can kill you. If you are tolerant of people poisoning themselves to death they will drag you down. They will ruin your life by being intentional obstacles to your dreams.

At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.

I don't like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.

James Brown's Live at the Apollo is not just a musical whiplash, it's a spiritual cleansing. You can just close your eyes and see him doing the splits, kicking the mic stand and doing a 360.

The spirit of the woods is like an old good friend, makes me feel warm and good inside. I knew his name and it was good to see him again, cause in the wind he's still alive.

The Second Amendment of our Bill of Rights is my Concealed Weapons Permit, period.

If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him.

There aren't really any actual misconceptions, just dumb people versus good, honest people.

I never thought too highly of anyone foolish enough to take on the nickname of a life-destroying dope product and promote such family-destroying conduct on stage.

God gave us the gift of life. It is the most precious gift ever. To be unarmed is to be helpless to protect that gift; that is outright irresponsible.

Organized religion is good for wars, battles, pissin' and moanin' and not much else.

They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and they're passing the basket on Sunday so they can get the tomato farmers' donation?

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

Music is the great connector.

Only criminals and bloodsuckers reward bad behavior.

While I now own more guns than the 82nd Airborne, my first gun is still the most important gun I've ever owned.

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.

When the law disarms good guys, bad guys rejoice.

Anybody that wants to disarm me can drop dead.

There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.

If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.

Hunting is the last perfect thing.

Whack 'em, stack 'em and pack 'em.

My haters are laughable punks, my supporters the greatest people that ever lived.

Animals have rights, to be smothered with garlic and butter!

If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

Name me a society that doesn't love barbeque. It doesn't exist. Mankind is barbeque celebration.

Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.

I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.

Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration.

The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel.

If Elvis Presley had been a bowhunter, he'd probably be alive today.

I'm an extremist? I don't think so. I think people that call me an extremist are extremely brain dead and soulless.

Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet.

If we want our bodies to be healthier, we need to get off the salmonella, e-coli, mad cow, assembly-line toxic hell train! God I love that statement. What did I just say?