You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

People wish for good dreams I wish people don't dream of me.

In the ideal state, laws are few and simple. In the corrupt state, they are many and confused.

I grew up playing games, and I remember Christmas 1981 when my dad got us an Intellivision, and we all sat around and played 'Astrosmash' for hours on end. It was a big part of my youth.

We will not allow this day of the Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial to go without somebody going to jail.

When somebody says, "You can't," I say, "Why not?"

Sometimes things don't work like they should.

I have a contract and I refused a lot of opportunities to be the manager of important clubs because I want to stay here. I like this job. I like to be the England manager.

I was always a rebel in the sense that I always wanted to go my own road and do something that nobody else has done.

What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

Why have I so little control? It is the case of much waste and pain in my life.