Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

You can't always judge people by the things they done. You got to judge them by what they are doing now.

Your belief is the operating system on which your life runs.

Humility and pride will forever battle whenever or wherever love is concerned

The highest distinction is service to others.

I am more than ever convinced that communism is on the march on a worldwide scale which only America can stop.

You can't forget about luck. There is nothing in life that says if you're great and unique that you're going to have success financially.

I have always been able to move on musically. I've always been able to make all generations dance and love.

Men are fools who forget what really matters while time goes by.

Some teachers teach for others to learn. That's not me. Some teachers teach for others to accomplish. That is me.

To be honest, I'm not that good at staying friends. I like to move on after a relationship ends. If I break up with somebody, I don't want to see her or hear from her.