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Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you."

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing."

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.




Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards."

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise."

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.




Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's."

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic."

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?"

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?




Natasha Leggero Quotes: "If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity."

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?"

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe."

Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one."

I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute."

Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute.




Natasha Leggero Quotes: "It's a human instinct to be known."

It's a human instinct to be known.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe."

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are."

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "I don't see the point of watching men exercise."

I don't see the point of watching men exercise.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time."

All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist."

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading."

The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't."

The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose."

The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows."

Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?"

Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad."

Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over."

Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it."

In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view."

I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "In general, comedians are attracted to vice."

In general, comedians are attracted to vice.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "The waiters in France could all be senators in the US."

The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'"

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now."

Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?"

How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching."

Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians."

I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress - big difference."

I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress - big difference.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Ke$ha IS the walk of shame."

Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no."

I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake."

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes."

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks."

I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.



Natasha Leggero Quotes: "Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21."

Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.