Retard Quotes

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Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

...having a member who serves in the Government and who also belongs to the structures of the party does not retard this particular objective the separation of party and state. It does not.

Persons drinking coffee, as a general rule, eat less, though coffee, and also tea, have little direct food value; but they retard the waste of the tissues, and so take the place of food.

O hushed October morning mild, Begin the hours of this day slow, Make the day seem to us less brief... Retard the sun with gentle mist; Enchant the land with amethyst.

..be smart, don't be a retard.

I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard.

We have now gone beyond 100 in number, and the desire to join seems rather to increase, though it was thought the foundations would retard it, it seems quite otherwise.

Organized Christianity has probably done more to retard the ideals that were its founder's than any other agency in the world.

Mathematical discoveries, like springtime violets in the woods, have their season which no human can hasten or retard.

I collect things that just look retarded.

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

Men may make laws to hinder and fetter the ballot, but men cannot make laws that will bind or retard the growth of manhood.

Maybe I'm a supernatural retard.

Obstacles may retard, but they cannot long prevent the progress of a movement sanctified by its justice, and sustained by a virtuous people .

I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you are? You can say it, lady.

Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult's taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards...There's going to be a retard summit at the White House.

Misbeliefs in one's inefficacy may retard development of the very subskills upon which more complex performances depend

No king nor nation one moment can retard the appointed hour.

Have no power, by taxation or otherwise, to retard, impede, burden or in any manner control the operations of the constitutional laws enacted by Congress.

Humble birth did not retard his genius, nor high place corrupt his soul.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

The doctrine of a material hell in its effect was to chill and deaden the sympathies, predispose men to inflict suffering, and to retard the march of civilization.

I'm not a social retard, but I prefer to go unnoticed.

Should [reformers] attempt more than the established habits of the people are ripe for, they may lose all and retard indefinitely the ultimate object of their aim.

Put a thorn in every enjoyment, a worm in every gourd, that would either prevent my being wholly thine, or in any measure retard my progress in the divine life.

I was a relationship retard. I kicked, shoved, and punched people out of my life, so they never had a chance to hurt me.

Nothing has tended more to retard the advancement of science than the disposition in vulgar minds to vilify what they cannot comprehend.

If you're a racist, right now, in 2011... You just look like a retard, man.

Recently, I've discovered Radiohead and find them to be quite good. So clearly, I'm some kind of musical retard. (Jonathan Ames, Middle-American Gothic)

And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.

It was absolutely critical to renew the Bush tax cuts. Letting them expire would result in a massive tax increase that would retard economic growth.

Yes, I play dress up. I do it for a living, like a retard.

I've always been a social network retard, even before there was a social network. People would say, "You want to go to this party and do some networking?"

A Christian cannot help being free, because in the pursuit and attainment of his object, no one can either hinder or retard him.