I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

...how do you run and play when you feel like there are bricks of the heaviest sadness weighing down every part of your body? How do you laugh and talk when there are no laughs left inside of you?

I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people who watched them, and Ihated people who didn't hate people who watched or played them.

ECW's legacy will be as the company who took all the mistfits that nobody else wanted, and created stars.

I found it quite easy to carry on a casual conversation it was as if my real feelings were down fathoms deep in my mind and what we said was just a feathery surface spray.

Seance to renaissance. So it begins

We never know all the facts and the more we're mindful of how we deal with people, the more opportunity we have to evolve.

The moment Mary touched God's face is the moment God made his case: there's no place he will not go.

You keep lyin' when you ought to be truthin'.

No form of violence can ever be excused in a society that wishes to call itself decent

I learned that focus is key. Not just in your running a company, but in your personal life as well.