It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

My fear is not death. I only fear GOD so as all of you should.

The spirits of the dead are not among us to entertain us... Assuming the revenants you encounter have simply signed up to play haunted house for the amusement of the living is just plain ignorant.

Diamond heists, romance & intrigue feature in Stella di Mare.

God may be in the details, but the goddess is in the questions. Once we begin to ask them, there's no turning back.

There's only so much you can do, but if somebody doesn't give you a chance there is nothing you can do.

You need to be a good screen partner. It's very meaningful to me to be a part of great acting performances.

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!

Without the law, you can't have society. But without the arts, you can't have civilisation

Ability to persevere begins with you, the individual. However, change is rarely easy. In fact, sometimes it is downright formidable.

The most dangerous place for an African-American in this country is in the womb.