He who hugs too much, hugs badly!

I didn't like mundane life.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.

I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.

If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

I think I will die laughing.

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

It ought to be an offense to be excruciating and unfunny in circumstances where your audience is almost morally obliged to enthuse.

Whatever you acknowledgement gains the legitimacy to exist within your world.

But then, even with cuts, bruises and blood all over him, he looked like his jackass self again."- Alex Gold

All you needed was a couple of instruments and a few chords and you could be on an indie label.

Tech executives have historically been owners of significant portions of their companies' stock so there is a propensity for them to diversify as a rule.

Despite the obvious qualifications of all of Jesse's other sons, God appoints the unlikely David to become the king of Israel.

I've been taking batting practice in my barn where nobody can see me, so I may be better than anyone thinks.

I'm glad I got to introduce myself to America by doing a Britney [Spears] song, haha!

If only one little unhappy child is made happy with the love of Jesus,...will it not be worth...giving all for that?

The land and everything on it can be taken away, but no one can take away your knowledge or the degrees you earn