It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

We rise up every morning and go to bed in the night by grace.

You're either self-appreciating or self-depreciating. There is no middle.

The purpose of life is to live it being self-aware in the eternal now with its infinite versions of us. It is about living our dreams, and not just dreaming about living them one day.

I assure you that in all matters of discretion not involving food, we make etiquette tutors look like slobbering barbarians.

In your hands winter is a book with cloud pages that snow pearls of love.

The reason why you don't see people looking like me is because I don't encourage that. I encourage you to be you.

... the human soul, beaten down, overwhelmed, faced by complete failure and ruin, can still rise up against unbearable odds and triumph.

A police officer wears a uniform. They're sworn to uphold the law. They're public servants. And they should not be above the law.

I would love to be in Kansas.

To be more precise, it's ethics and liberation, and as a consequence there is an ethics of liberation.