It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Everything in this world happens with a purpose. You are born in this world with a purpose, you are chosen by purpose.

More helpful than all wisdom is one draught of simple human pity that will not forsake us.

Hitler had a great gift for adjusting - consciously or intuitively - to his surroundings. ... With enormous histrionic intuition he could shape his behavior to changing situations.

You are by yourself for the best years of your life. You sleep in airports. If it doesn't kill you it makes you strong.

When Jesus Christ forgives you of sin, He never brings it back up.

When you spend all your time worrying that the devil is right behind you, eventually you start seeing him whether he's there or not.

I definitely hope to attend UCLA in a year, and major in business.

Indeed, the only truly serious questions are ones that even a child can formulate. Only the most naive of questions are truly serious.

My religion is nature. That’s what arouses those feelings of wonder and mysticism and gratitude in me.

You will never understand what you're doin'. But God does.