It's not always easy to identify your own voice. It comes with time.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

You don't have to be where you find yourself to be.

Success is manufactured in the Mind, while Happiness is cultivated in the Soul

Before Juilliard, I was a schoolteacher for a little bit. I taught in a charter school. I was a substitute teacher for kids ages 3 to 6.

I think you become more relatable when you're vulnerable.

The duty of an Opposition is to oppose.

to not act is a choice too

I do enjoy working with writers.

Consecrated life means going to the very root of the love of Jesus Christ with an undivided heart and putting nothing ahead of this love.

I've been fortunate enough to do pretty well in playoffs. I feel pretty comfortable in them.

Using passion as your only fuel will no more assure you of success than being in love will ensure a successful long-term relationship.