It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame

When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

By the 1960s the United States had a new ruling class—the teenager!

Be careful what you say and do around a writer

as the determinants of high status keep shifting, so, too, naturally, will the triggers of status anxiety be altered.

Rex Tillerson does massive deals in Russia. He does massive deals for the company, not for himself, for the company.

It is not expedient or wise to examine our friends too closely; few persons are raised in our esteem by a close examination.

That which can be destroyed by the truth, should be.

I want to make beautiful things, even if nobody cares, as opposed to ugly things. That's my intent.

We pore through libraries, dissecting the classics" Henry Sturges- vampire

I haven't made up my mind about doing anymore Landover books.

Nothing but disaster follows from applause.