Isn't my fur stole pitiful? How unsuccessful can a girl look? People think I'm wearing anchovies. The worst of it is, I trapped these under my own sink.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

....Kebenaran tidak perlu di iklankan...

We get so beat down by what we need, sometimes we forget how to want.

Doubts and mistrust are the mere panic of timid imagination which the steadfast heart will conquer and the large mind transcend.

Poor mind, from the senses you take your arguments, and then want to defeat them? Your victory is your defeat.

I didn't study; I live.

Politics don't exist, actually. It's just a cheap business. Economics is what makes politics.

You throw thorns, falling in my silence they become flowers.

I've been really lucky to work with a lot of really great actors, so watching the films back, it's really important to admire the people that you were working with and see their full performance.

What a joy it is that the road ahead is an uphill climb. For where it leads is all the way to the top.

The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not.