In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Evolving is not arrogance. It is confidence that won't be pulled backwards, by those that feel left behind.

The Art of Muses is the Bridge of Feeling.

Uncommon faith gives you uncommon power.

Most of us have trouble juggling. The woman who says she doesn't is someone whom I admire but have never met.

There is more to representing art than selling art. The life of the gallery is dependent on the renewal and refreshment of its artists and dealers. When that stops happening, it's the end.

What a man has made himself he will be; his state is the result of his past life, and his heaven or hell is in himself.

A woman will sometimes forgive the man who tries to seduce her, but never the man who misses an opportunity when offered.

I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her.

I would like to understand my father.

It's rare when you have everything going perfectly all at the same time.