Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?

I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.

I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I had to be, like, 'Excuse me, pineapple dog house red, what time is it library?' - no problem.

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just be like, I am bike cheese. Because you wouldn't know what words were.

What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears.

What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?

If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.

In America, Qualification is simply an attitude. I've adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified.

Send a solid idea to beyond this universe!A neighbour universe will soon be existed.

The question is not why should we change but rather what sort of death wish are we promoting by refusing to change?

Patriotism is a kind of religion it is the egg from which wars are hatched.

The code of competence is the only system of morality that's on a gold standard.

William Blake is my favorite poet of all time, and he said that he wasn't quite familiar with the sounds of music. If so, he would have been a musician.

How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.

If a man has knocked out the teeth of a man of the same rank, his own teeth shall be knocked out.

We shouldn't be intimidated by someone else's idea of perfection if it will prevent us from taking steps we actively want to take.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?” – Caleb