Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

Stop digging up the past, lay down your shovel, the past is dead.

Be a person who sees endless beauty in nature and in humanity.

Trust your sacred-soul. It is a divine self.

One Sided Love is nothing but we can say its a one way hurt to yourself in any little moment while you see her

The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality.

I need you to pray for me; I need you to care for me. I need you to want me to win. I need to know where I'm heading, because I know where I've been.

Perhaps those, who, trembling most, maintain a dignity in their fate, are the bravest: resolution on reflection is real courage.

Passion will make you crazy, but is there any other way to live?

If you watch my movie, you understand I am perverse and weird and angry and not looking to direct a film that ends with a bunch of teenagers exploding into glitter.

For liberty to expand, government must shrink. For the economy to grow, government must get out of the way.