A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

Socrates asked the key question: why should we be moral?

Only through sacrifice can Genesis survive.

I am not fake, I am just to good to be true :-)

In the fields of observation chance favors only the prepared mind.

The spectacles of experience through them you will see clearly a second time.

An artist makes a painting, and nobody bugs him or her about it. It's just you and your painting. To me, that's the way it should be with film as well.

I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.

New York in the 60s was amazing.

The world is cluttered up with unfinished business in the form of projects that might have been successful, if only at the tide point someone's patience had turned to active impatience.

The Devil deserves zero tolerance.