Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

For you not to waste or spend your life, you must first begin to see time and life correctly.

It's time to embrace what is...and let go of what you wanted to happen

The Earth is the most powerful and energetic planet.

Er, I say, are you going to be able to get me out?

Those who keep speaking about the sun while walking under a cloudy sky are messengers of hope, the true saints of our day.

Man has become our greatest hazard, and our only hope.

His voice was handsome and broken, like a cobblestone street.

My favorite scene in all of movies is Gregory Peck in To Kill A Mockingbird: You see him where he's on the porch, and his face is almost completely obscured. I don't want to see his face.

Our task is not to leave a record of what happened on this date for those who will inherit the Earth; history will take care of that.

Sociologically, large groups of people don't generally have massive changes in their belief instantaneously.