The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

However much things have been said in the past, there will be always something new to be said in the future!

You may create a inspirational & visually resplendent strategy map but without accountability its value is specious

Governments exist to protect the rights of minorities. The loved and the rich need no protection - they have many friends and few enemies.

I had been experiencing brief flashes of disassociation, or shallow states of non-ordinary reality.

Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts?

Now this is the point. You fancy me a mad. Madmen know nothing. But you should have seen me. You should have seen how wisely I proceeded.

Take it from a director: if you get an actor that Sandy Meisner has trained, you've been blessed.

I'm a big fan of things in writing in general that are subtle, that suggest something without actually in-your-face saying it.

Memory is the diary that chronicles things that never have happened and couldn't possibly have happened.

We learned more from a 3 minute record than we ever learned in school