Frank Dane Quotes

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal.

It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa , the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York

The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.

A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.

Rome had senators too, and that is why it declined.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.