If I wore a peek-a-boo dress, it would be like turning in a false alarm.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Richest leaders are not those who have calories in their bank accounts

I'm definitely musician and storyteller. But I always like to take an active role in things I care about socially and environmentally.

When absolute control and rigid obedience pose as love within the family and the local faith-community , we produce trained cowards rather than Christian persons.

I'm trying to champion the naturalist's worldview and show it's not as heathen as most religious people would make it out to be.

Art, after all, is traditionally displayed against vacancies: paintings on dun walls, sculptures in empty spaces, music in quiet halls.

We see ourselves as yesterday and today. Heavenly Father sees us as forever.

But, by just being myself, I end up touching a lot more people who might never have paid much attention to a female rapper.

Language learning deserves special mention. It is, bar none, the best thing you can do to hone clear thinking.

The company's most urgent task is to learn to welcome, beg for, demand - innovation from everyone.

I tend to focus less on genre as a starting point and more on idea or intention and let the idea dictate genre.