If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

We need faith and the mind of the Lord Jesus to recognize something of lasting value in even our most ordinary tasks.

Internet makes you think that you have millions of friends, whereas you are your own friend.

We can heal. Perhaps we can return to that same place we once stood, when we were both young and innocent.

Good actors go to emotional places where nobody else wants to go.

No matter what you think-life goes on and the world still turns and the universe has its own story. The most we can do is plan anyway, but understand, be humbled by things greater than ourselves.

But that is the thing about miracles: it is perception that determines them as such, not facts.

The unbosoming oneself to another is a kind of release to the soul, which strives to lighten its burden and find ease by throwing off the weight that lay heavy upon it.

With a mini series you can give the story a proper sense of pacing, a proper sense of closure.

I did buy a new piece of furniture so it's like, "Oh, that's something new." But generally my goals are made in the fall.

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.