I wonder if the highlighter was highlight of the career for the person who invented it?

The choice to make good choices is the best choice you can choose. Fail to make that choice and on most choices you will lose.

Life is a web of intersections and choices. Your 1st choice is to recognize an intersection. Your 2nd choice is to be grateful for it.

Get off the treadmill of consumption, replication, and mediocrity. Begin lifting the weights of creativity, originality, and success.

A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably under a restraining order.

One of my relatives invented the sensory deprivation tank. Appropriately, most of my family has never seen or heard of him.

When I first tried a sensory deprivation tank, people thought I had lost my mind. In fact, I had found it.

I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.

Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99.

Quotes are echos of voices transporting wisdom, humor, and love. Returning again to the human condition, fleeting once more as a dove.

The only true religion is the grace to act right.

Late to bed, late to rise, command like hell and monetize.

I only ever worked on interiors, and an interior is an interior. I don't know what they did about exteriors.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

When money is once parted with, it can never return.

In my judgment, my buildings are less likely to burn to the ground during one of your visits if you are disoriented from being treated like a sultan.

I will admit he is unusual, but that is perhaps the closest I could come to complimenting him.

For everyday, Rebecca Minkoff's collection is chic and comfortable at the same time.

It's extremely unlucky to be superstitious, for no other reason than it is always unlucky to be colossally stupid.

We need a consistent conservative, someone who has stood for free market principles, who has stood for the Constitution and, critically, who stood for the working men and women of this country.