I was the youngest of six kids, so yeah, feeding myself was important, but it's not like I was obsessed with food growing up.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

If typos are God's way of keeping a writer humble, plot holes certainly keeps one on their knees.

Don’t look for leadership just at the top of the tree. Listen to leadership wherever it is expressed.

It seems that every time mankind is given a lot of energy, we go out and wreck something with it.

Multilateralism is not an easy option. We're going to find that the world is very difficult. And relationships between America and the rest of the world are very difficult.

As an artist, you have to maintain focus and eliminate the distraction of second-guessing yourself based on the opinions of others.

quoting reminds me there are other people in the world besides only me. And other thoughts besides mine, and other ways of thinking.

I spent part of my college years in a Marxist commune. I was not a Marxist. I wasn't even pretending to be one. I was a Marxist-in-law.

All complaining comes from pride.

The lack of facts holds you back. The odds are stacked against a weak mind.

I think that Detroiters are some of the most resilient people in the world.