Hecklers Quotes

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I don't get many hecklers now but answering them is an art form in itself.

Humor heals the heckler.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

You can spend your time on stage pleasing the heckler in the back, or you can devote it to the audience that came to hear you perform.

In the old days, that was my ad-lib for hecklers in the joints I worked. It stuck with me. I hardly say it now, say, to fans, even though people do send me hockey pucks.

I always find a couple of hecklers... I'll kinda look at them, stare at 'em, and let them know I can't be stopped.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.

On stage it's just a wild setting - we have a big screen - hecklers, I'm fighting. It's entertainment, but I want to pierce [the audience's] souls and have them think about what I have to say.

I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.

HECKLER: Say something funny!COMEDIAN: I don't do requests.