Dessert Quotes

Dessert Quote of the day

Victory is very, very sweet. It tastes better than any dessert you've ever had.

Life is short. Eat dessert first.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

While eating your appetizer, don't be concerned with dessert.

By some people the meal itself is a long delay between the appetizer and the dessert.

Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.

Creme Brulee is the ultimate 'guy' dessert. Make it and he'll follow you anywhere.

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye

desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake.

I can't walk by chocolate without eating it.

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

My problem is desserts. I am obsessed with desserts.

I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.

Life's too short. Start with Dessert!

A kiss is a lusty dollop of dessert to be served with desire and savored with passion.

Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first!

Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.

Don't cry over spilt milk.

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.

Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning.

We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.

I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills.

Dessert doesn't count if you eat under an assumed identity.

I have a sweet tooth. I love dessert, and if somebody makes me one, I'm going to have it.

If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?

My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.

Fun can be the dessert of our lives but never its main course.

I never want to be that guy at a dinner table saying, 'I wish I could have dessert.' I actually went through a stage when I would order dessert first.

I like to eat sweets. When I go to a restaurant, I'll read the dessert menu before I even look at the entrees.

Keep rockin', and keep knockin' Whether you Louis Vuitton it up or Reebokin' You see the hate, that they're servin' on a platter So what we gon' have, dessert or disaster?

Sexual touch is the dessert of married life!

Life is short, have dessert first.

If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.

It's so difficult. Sometimes if I have dessert, I think, 'Well, I blew it.' That's something I need to work on and control. But still there's nothing like a buffet.

Chocolate's okay, but I prefer a really intense fruit taste. You know when a peach is absolutely perfect... it's sublime. I'd like to capture that and then use it in a dessert.

One of the things that happens in my house on the holidays is after dessert, we sit down to a very ambitious men-versus-women game of Trivial Pursuit. It's brutal. And there's a trophy.

By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.

You talk about me, I am chicken to fight you. That's not true. I bring you dessert on November 12th.

I am starting to think that maybe memories are like this dessert. I eat it, and it becomes a part of me, whether I remember it later or not.

Walt's idea was that - as soon as the people who were dining got through their main course. They were supposed to all be seated, served at the same time, when they got into the dessert.

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.

It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert

Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that.

It's a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.

My secret indulgent food is dessert. I have an incredible sweet tooth - chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream or trifle and pavlova. I do love dessert.