I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

May you find the confident to pursue your dreams.

A Blessing is a kind of 'Hope'.

Just because people tell you it can't be done, that doesn't necessarily mean that it can't be done. It just means that they can't do it.

Think before you act and then act decisively. Fortune favors the brave.

You could adjust the punishment to fit the infraction. Even a small fine would be enough to bring an errant government to heel.

Everybody look at you strange, say you changed Like you work that hard to stay the same.

The only reason I would have liked to have gone to university is because I like cricket. Not a very good reason to want to go, but as good as any, I suppose.

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations.

It is alleged that half a million Spanish men, women and children fled to France after the Franco victory.

I like simple, I like quality, and I like less. Do I like a certain aesthetic? Yeah.