I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

You are truly your own hero in running. It is up to you to have the responsibility and self-discipline to get the job done.

In every victory, Let it be said of me...My source of strength, My source of hope... Is Christ alone.

I actually don't hang out with any celebrities. My closest friends are old friends. And my real close friends, none of them are actors.

I remember the difficulty we had in the beginning replacing magnetic cores in memories and eventually we had both cost and performance advantages. But it wasn't at all clear in the beginning.

I'd like to be a weak, boring housewife. Because then it would involve more acting. It would be challenging to do something like that.

We need a repeated discipline, a genuine training, in order to let go of our old habits of mind and to find and sustain a new way of seeing.

Time is everything. Anything you want, anything you accomplish - pleasure, success, fortune - is measured in time.

What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.

An overheating economy, characterized by accelerating inflation and rising interest rates, is another precondition for recession. This doesn't describe today's economy.

I now realize that I was very fortunate to have grown up in many different places, surrounded by all kinds of people, all kinds of points of view.