I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

I love my love with a b because she is peculiar.

As women demanded access to power, the power structure used the beauty myth materially to undermine women's advancement.

Christmas united us as holy beings. We experience love, joy and peace.

I really like listening to music in my car.

Nothing builds authority up like silence, splendor of the strong and shelter of the weak.

For a neutral look, avoid anything sparkly or shimmery.

The length of one's days matters less than the love of one's family and friends.

Everybody's dream is to be in the big leagues, but only one in a million gets here.

With acting, you are a small part of the creative process, and sometimes it is hard to feel like you are making an impact.

The tears of the young who go their way, last a day; But the grief is long of the old who stay.