I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they're reading the damn screen. That's more reading than people used to do.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Success does not come by itself

How much does an elephant weigh?

An anniversary says, "Think of the dreams you have weathered together. They are intimate accomplishments."

Respecting our veterans includes providing them the ways and means they so desperately need to reintegrate into our lives and serve us again as productive members of our civilian community.

...our family is white as far back on the family tree as I've ever looked, and I guess I picture people white white white unless someone tells me otherwise

All of the sports have a safety net, but boxing is the only sport that has none.

It really doesn't matter how long. If you practice with your (body), no amount is enough. If you practice with your head, two hours is plenty.

To have harmony on a team, you need a coach who can get inside the head of every player and get them all pulling in one direction.

Many of our troubles are due to the fact that our people turn to politicians for everything.

I tell you this to break your heart, by which I mean only that it break open and never close again to the rest of the world.