I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.

The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!

Realize in life that you will have your ups and downs. You can't have those wonderful up moments without the downs. If everything stayed the same all the time, that would be depressing.

Sitting there, it is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!

I have tried to live my life with no regrets. Because regrets will become guilt in some cases, and guilt eats away at your sanity.

Life experiences shared with a friend will turn into memories to be enjoyed.

Have no regrets in life because of the choices you make. Good or bad, they are a learning experience, to help you grow. The only regret in life, is to never make a choice at all.

People think I am younger then I really am, because I act so immature.

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Be careful when you ask Karma for something that you have always wanted. When I was young, I asked to be surrounded by beautiful women. Now I have a wife and four daughters.

Women. You have to love them the way they are or they'll drive you insane.

The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual, crime.

The beauty of souls is like blossom flowers.

It's hard to unlock a door with a condom, " Emma shot back.His brilliant smile stole her heart. "Honey, you'd be surprised how many doors those babies have unlocked.

Seductive pull of the forest, an open canvas for trouble.

Time was God's first creation.

Crabgrass is aptly descriptive of this hated weed, for it does scuttle quickly through a lawn.

I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.

Chance is the nature of our universe. [...] madness represents a chaotic reservoir of surprises. Some surprises can be valuable.

The miracle or the power that elevates the few is to be found in their industry, application and perseverance under the promptings of a brave, determined spirit.

Early on it was much easier to play leads, but now independent movies are being co-opted by the studio system, and they want bigger names to guarantee more audience and more numbers.