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Romance Humor Quotes: "Picnics are very dear to those who are in the first stage of the tender passion."

Picnics are very dear to those who are in the first stage of the tender passion.



Romance Humor Quotes: "I don't know whether to toss you through that window or shake your hand and say 'Well done'" Henry said in a tired voice."

I don't know whether to toss you through that window or shake your hand and say 'Well done'" Henry said in a tired voice.




Romance Humor Quotes: "Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her."

Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her.



Romance Humor Quotes: "If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic."

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.




Romance Humor Quotes: "This has to be the most self-centered thing I've ever said, but no, I think you just wanted to vex me."

This has to be the most self-centered thing I've ever said, but no, I think you just wanted to vex me.



Romance Humor Quotes: "Anthony looked down at his evil clutches -- hands, he reminded himself, hands -- and grinned anew."

Anthony looked down at his evil clutches -- hands, he reminded himself, hands -- and grinned anew.



Romance Humor Quotes: "It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance."

It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.




Romance Humor Quotes: "Oh no. Don't smile. You'll kill me. I stop breathing when you smile."

Oh no. Don't smile. You'll kill me. I stop breathing when you smile.



Romance Humor Quotes: "Missing you is worse than Pittsburgh."

Missing you is worse than Pittsburgh.



Romance Humor Quotes: "I had liked him for all the wrong reasons."

I had liked him for all the wrong reasons.



Romance Humor Quotes: "You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful."

You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.



Romance Humor Quotes: "Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do."

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.




Romance Humor Quotes: "Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it."

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.



Romance Humor Quotes: "Unrequited love is so boring. Weeping under a blue-black sky is for suckers or maniacs."

Unrequited love is so boring. Weeping under a blue-black sky is for suckers or maniacs.



Romance Humor Quotes: "Kitty need's a tounge bath"

Kitty need's a tounge bath



Romance Humor Quotes: "And if you say that's because you lot barged into her home like a herd of mentally deficient sheep, I'm disowning all three of you."

And if you say that's because you lot barged into her home like a herd of mentally deficient sheep, I'm disowning all three of you.



Romance Humor Quotes: "Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!"

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!



Romance Humor Quotes: "Great. I'd been dumped in Hell's waiting room."

Great. I'd been dumped in Hell's waiting room.



Romance Humor Quotes: "Nice dress. Take it off."

Nice dress. Take it off.



Romance Humor Quotes: "She was not sorry. And if it was the wine telling her that, then she would tell the wine the same thing tomorrow. She was not sorry."

She was not sorry. And if it was the wine telling her that, then she would tell the wine the same thing tomorrow. She was not sorry.



Romance Humor Quotes: "It's about time! It's supposed to be a ritual, not a marathon."

It's about time! It's supposed to be a ritual, not a marathon.



Romance Humor Quotes: "[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him."

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.



Romance Humor Quotes: "Are you telling me you're cooking me dinner?- Regan Its the quickest way, without physical contact, to get a woman into bed. The kitchen through there?"

Are you telling me you're cooking me dinner?- Regan Its the quickest way, without physical contact, to get a woman into bed. The kitchen through there?



Romance Humor Quotes: "I've loved him for a decade. And I had him for one day before I made a complete and utter mess of things. Or he did. I'm still not sure about that."

I've loved him for a decade. And I had him for one day before I made a complete and utter mess of things. Or he did. I'm still not sure about that.



Romance Humor Quotes: "I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger"

I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger



Romance Humor Quotes: "Nobody with any real sense of humor *can* write a love story. . . . Shakespeare is the exception that proves the rule. (90-91)"

Nobody with any real sense of humor *can* write a love story. . . . Shakespeare is the exception that proves the rule. (90-91)



Romance Humor Quotes: "You're taller than I am, but I'm stronger, and meaner right this minute than you could ever imagine" - Lady Madelyne."

You're taller than I am, but I'm stronger, and meaner right this minute than you could ever imagine" - Lady Madelyne.



Romance Humor Quotes: "Madelyne, we're married now. 'Tis a usual occurrence to bed one's wife on the wedding night."

Madelyne, we're married now. 'Tis a usual occurrence to bed one's wife on the wedding night.



Romance Humor Quotes: "How could you fall in love with a three inch worm?"

How could you fall in love with a three inch worm?



Romance Humor Quotes: "Have you any other objection than your belief of my indifference?"- Elizabeth Bennet"

Have you any other objection than your belief of my indifference?"- Elizabeth Bennet



Romance Humor Quotes: "Suffer love! A good ephitet! I do suffer love indeed, for I love thee against my will."

Suffer love! A good ephitet! I do suffer love indeed, for I love thee against my will.



Romance Humor Quotes: "But I didn't even make you work for it. I just jumped you like a cat in heat."

But I didn't even make you work for it. I just jumped you like a cat in heat.



Romance Humor Quotes: "Holy fu-" he starts then catches himself."Yes, this tithe will be most pleasing to her Goodness." Me and Magnus exchange amused glances."

Holy fu-" he starts then catches himself."Yes, this tithe will be most pleasing to her Goodness." Me and Magnus exchange amused glances.



Romance Humor Quotes: "In the future he would remember to be kinder to her clothing... provided that she didn't look so damn good in them."

In the future he would remember to be kinder to her clothing... provided that she didn't look so damn good in them.



Romance Humor Quotes: "Lori sat way back in her chair and gave him the once-over. "What in the world's gotten into Ben Lawson? jokes? Flirting? Maybe I should sleep with Molly. I think she's got a magic hooha."

Lori sat way back in her chair and gave him the once-over. "What in the world's gotten into Ben Lawson? jokes? Flirting? Maybe I should sleep with Molly. I think she's got a magic hooha.



Romance Humor Quotes: "He fell in love with the way she fell in love with everything besides him."

He fell in love with the way she fell in love with everything besides him.



Romance Humor Quotes: "I think you better hurry along with that French toast making, Stud. You know—before my fetus eats your face.”“It would be equally as delicious."

I think you better hurry along with that French toast making, Stud. You know—before my fetus eats your face.”“It would be equally as delicious.



Romance Humor Quotes: "That's it...I'm completely giving up on boys and concentrating on staying alive."

That's it...I'm completely giving up on boys and concentrating on staying alive.



Romance Humor Quotes: "I want to take ye to bed. In my bed. And I mean to spend the rest of the day thinking what to do wit ye once I got ye there. So wee Archie can just go and play at marbles with his bollucks, aye?"

I want to take ye to bed. In my bed. And I mean to spend the rest of the day thinking what to do wit ye once I got ye there. So wee Archie can just go and play at marbles with his bollucks, aye?



Romance Humor Quotes: "Trust me, ’ he says with a touch of impatience.‘Stop asking me to do that, ’ I say, equally as impatiently."

Trust me, ’ he says with a touch of impatience.‘Stop asking me to do that, ’ I say, equally as impatiently.



Romance Humor Quotes: "Never let other people bring you down let Jesus be the one who brings you down, because he knows what he is doing"

Never let other people bring you down let Jesus be the one who brings you down, because he knows what he is doing



Romance Humor Quotes: "But remember, Kacey has a temper and she's crazy protective of you so if you need bail money, let me know."

But remember, Kacey has a temper and she's crazy protective of you so if you need bail money, let me know.



Romance Humor Quotes: "It is possible to compromise in certain areas when choosing a partner for life, but never on a cravat."

It is possible to compromise in certain areas when choosing a partner for life, but never on a cravat.



Romance Humor Quotes: "I’d lick you numb, Mariah. You have no idea the things I’m capable of."

I’d lick you numb, Mariah. You have no idea the things I’m capable of.



Romance Humor Quotes: "Lucus?"She found him on the bed in the master suite, lying with his arms crossed behind his head, glaring at the ceiling as though it had done him wrong in some way."

Lucus?"She found him on the bed in the master suite, lying with his arms crossed behind his head, glaring at the ceiling as though it had done him wrong in some way.



Romance Humor Quotes: "Romance is like maintaining a car. If you do a good job of it, you will always have a dependable quiet ride."

Romance is like maintaining a car. If you do a good job of it, you will always have a dependable quiet ride.



Romance Humor Quotes: "I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane."

I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane.



Romance Humor Quotes: "Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?"

Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?



Romance Humor Quotes: "I'm not too heavy?" she asked. He had just come off crutches, after all.Sophie, you're practically a midget, " he reminded her."

I'm not too heavy?" she asked. He had just come off crutches, after all.Sophie, you're practically a midget, " he reminded her.