James Hauenstein Quotes

When all else fails, there is music. When that fails you, there is beer.

Who is watching the Watchers?

Me, personally. I do not know a soul who perished that day of 9/11. But it did then, does now, and I imagine it always will bring out the Patriot in me.

I try to pray everyday or night to thank my Personal Lord for all that he has given me, all that he is giving me, and all that he will give me.

I try to pray everyday or every night to thank my Personal Lord for all that he has given me, all that he is giving me, and all that he will give me.

Teenagers - tired of being hassled by your parents?Act now!Move out, get a job, pay your own bills.....while you still know everything.

Hate is a powerful emotion. It can take over a sane man's mind and cloud it with insanity.

I loved Verti. Until she jumped. That is when I felt Vertigo.

I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.

My body is like a Temple in Nepal. It is sacred, but has a lot of damage from the earthquake of my youth!

A life that is happy and has no money, is better then a life unhappy with money.

The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!

Women. You have to love them the way they are or they'll drive you insane.

Be careful when you ask Karma for something that you have always wanted. When I was young, I asked to be surrounded by beautiful women. Now I have a wife and four daughters.

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People think I am younger then I really am, because I act so immature.

Have no regrets in life because of the choices you make. Good or bad, they are a learning experience, to help you grow. The only regret in life, is to never make a choice at all.

Life experiences shared with a friend will turn into memories to be enjoyed.

I have tried to live my life with no regrets. Because regrets will become guilt in some cases, and guilt eats away at your sanity.

Sitting there, it is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!

Realize in life that you will have your ups and downs. You can't have those wonderful up moments without the downs. If everything stayed the same all the time, that would be depressing.