Romantic Comedy Quotes

Romantic Comedy Quote of the day

I’ve got more faith in my shotgun than any man, that’s for sure.

She was thinking of doing a little Cuervo therapy.

What are you thinking?” I ask.“That I wish this was my home, too.” I have nothing to say to this, so I kiss him instead.

That's when it hit me. I had to go through a lot of bad relationships first, but I'd finally found him. My very own Prince Charming. Turns out they do exist.Touché, Cinderella. Touché.

Just leave me alone, I want to be alone, ” she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise.

The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!

This was my love, her love --torn, damaged, broken, ripped apart and put back together. This was our tattered love.

I would praise the Lord above for a ticket to that ride.

I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit

Scarlett Garcia fell at the feet of no gloriously delicious man!

I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials

I thank God every day for bringing you into my life. I know I don't deserve you, but I'm a better man because of you.

If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.

Are you a terrorist? Or just an idiot?

How my heart missed beating like this. For him. Only for him.

She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed.

I want to rip the rest of those buttons open and climb him like a monkey in a banana tree. Oh God, what I would do with his banana...

She’s not ready and maybe she never will be, but I won’t stop trying. I’ll be patient if it kills me. I can just see it now. Cooper Hebert died of blue balls and a broken heart.

I’d eat a picnic in Hades with him.

Being amongst rough lives and confusion does not make you less, it only makes your beauty shine out more clearly.

Well, that explains the dreamy accent. And why transvestites would make him feel homesick.—SINGLE-MINDED

Don’t you worry, darlin’, ” he says, his intensely blue eyes full of mischief. “I like surprises

When I make love to you, Lanie, I want you to feel every inch of me buried deep inside of you, loving you, worshiping your body...

I'm going to make love to you, Lanie. I'm not your first, but I will be the last.

Some people just don’t find their Prince Charming straight away, they have to search for him.

Kau yakin kau sudah mengecek rias wajahmu? Matamu kelihatan seperti mata panda.

Just when you think things can't get any naughtier... they do!

Jake and Hunter will make you forget all other book boyfriends you thought you loved!

Save a horse. Ride a cowboy... or two!

This sizzling menage romance series is the hottest book you'll have read in a really long time!

Those ties...those ties are forever, and I never wanted to be connected to any other person so permanently. Forever was always meant for you and me, Spence.

How ’bout you take this Cajun injector here, ” I say, gripping the steel rod in his shorts, “and give me a shot of protein instead.

She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch.

I’m going to ear you like a starved man and I want you to keep your eyes on me the whole time. Are we clear?” – The Seduction Factor Casual Encounter 1

Damn. A dead body. I hate it when that happens.

If I call him back here, " Cooper whispered in her ear, "will you crawl up my body again?

(Can human beings change? The humor, and the sadness, of remarriage comedies can be said to result from the fact that we have no good answer to that question.)

I rock in his arms under the stars and the blanket of night air, unwilling or unable to tear myself away.

Dan habis ini, gue harap lo bakal lebih wise dan nyari seseorang yang bersedia tinggal di sisi lo - not just for weekend, but for the whole days in the week.

Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.

Mungkin kau harus berhenti memedulikan apa kata orang tentang dirimu.

He held up his hand, and in it was... Oh, God. The neon-pink vibrator, glowing in the dark now. It was following her, stalking her, all the way down the yellow brick road to hell.

I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.

Sometimes it's, run don't walk! Like when you're going to the arms of a loved one.

Often you don’t know whether you’re the hero of a romantic comedy or the villain on a Lifetime special until the restraining order arrives.

We all say and do things we regret, but it’s never to late to change, apologize and become a better person

Kitty waved her free hand to show that she was ok, although she was very tempted to stand over one of Adam’s window-washing puddles and pretend her waters had broken just to see what he would do.

When you keep a secret from your parents, you're not trying to protect yourself. It's because you're trying to protect them.

...he's just so out-of-this-world. They don't make them like that anymore.

Facebook should start publishing breakup stories. 'So and so and so and so are no longer in a relationship.' With a tombstone next to it.