Romantic Comedy Quotes

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Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.

I am bigger than the box I'm in.

I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials

I’d eat a picnic in Hades with him.

Kitty waved her free hand to show that she was ok, although she was very tempted to stand over one of Adam’s window-washing puddles and pretend her waters had broken just to see what he would do.

Scarlett Garcia fell at the feet of no gloriously delicious man!

I would praise the Lord above for a ticket to that ride.

This was my love, her love --torn, damaged, broken, ripped apart and put back together. This was our tattered love.

What are you thinking?” I ask.“That I wish this was my home, too.” I have nothing to say to this, so I kiss him instead.

Claire, if you don’t move, I will have served two tours of duty only to die in this bed.

She came out of nowhere like a two-by-four against the skull, knocking all common sense out of him and turning him into a walking woody.

I thank God every day for bringing you into my life. I know I don't deserve you, but I'm a better man because of you.

I don’t know why Kate was trying to impress him, as far as I could see the guy had all the allure and social grace of a psychotic slug with halitosis and a bad head cold.

I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit

You should be kissed and often and by someone who knows how. -Rhett Bulter, Gone with the Wind” ― Margaret Mitchell

A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear!

He pulled forth and waggled a leash.A leash.To go around her neck.

A pair of great heels was much more satisfying than a man. They lasted longer, and better yet, they didn’t leave me for someone prettier.

Gentlemen do not carry a cane or a hat? No gloves?”“Gentleman may still wear them, but I’m afraid the problem is that there aren’t many left.

...he's just so out-of-this-world. They don't make them like that anymore.

She had platonic all but tattooed on her forehead.

Jake and Hunter will make you forget all other book boyfriends you thought you loved!

For a woman to be taken as seriously as a man she must be three times as effective. Happily, this is not difficult.--Simone de Beauvoir

Are you a terrorist? Or just an idiot?

She was thinking of doing a little Cuervo therapy.

Some people just don’t find their Prince Charming straight away, they have to search for him.

Sometimes it's, run don't walk! Like when you're going to the arms of a loved one.

Dan habis ini, gue harap lo bakal lebih wise dan nyari seseorang yang bersedia tinggal di sisi lo - not just for weekend, but for the whole days in the week.

...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish...Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.

I’m going to ear you like a starved man and I want you to keep your eyes on me the whole time. Are we clear?” – The Seduction Factor Casual Encounter 1

This sizzling menage romance series is the hottest book you'll have read in a really long time!

Save a horse. Ride a cowboy... or two!

We all say and do things we regret, but it’s never to late to change, apologize and become a better person

Just when you think things can't get any naughtier... they do!

I'm going to make love to you, Lanie. I'm not your first, but I will be the last.

When I make love to you, Lanie, I want you to feel every inch of me buried deep inside of you, loving you, worshiping your body...

Billionaires’ Indulgence Is A Heart-Stopping, Mind-Blowing And Jaw-Dropping Ménage Romance Series.

Why Have One Heart-Stopping Alpha Billionaire When You Can Have 2?

Two Strapping Alpha Billionaires. One Girl Looking For A Fresh Start. A Heck of A Wild Ride!

Don’t you worry, darlin’, ” he says, his intensely blue eyes full of mischief. “I like surprises

Well, that explains the dreamy accent. And why transvestites would make him feel homesick.—SINGLE-MINDED

I’ll take stolen kisses and trysts in the cane fields for as long as I live over a life without you in it.

Where do you prefer to sit, Sir?" (Lady Alexandra to William, the Duke, during her mail-order bride interview.)

Who’s there?”“The scratcher of your itch, ” he said.She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. “Was that supposed to be romantic?

Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.

I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.

He was an FBI agent. She was a wanted fugitive. To think the would be together was like saying maybe a shark could go vegetarian. It just wasn't going to happen.

You have a very attractive revenge streak in you. I like it. A lot.” ~Maggie Mae Castro to FBI Special Agent Clive Poole

I don't suppose you have a rocket powered helicopter hidden in your bra?

If I call him back here, " Cooper whispered in her ear, "will you crawl up my body again?