I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

I had sadness for breakfast.

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

I was a huge Internet junkie.

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

What would life be without challenges?

when we're done, I'll be where the night never stopscradling a bruise that's shaped like youwondering why sleep never came to mewondering how I still dreamed

Adjust my dreams for me.

There is a reality that this day and age is the digital era. Anybody can find anything they want.

When war begins, then hell openeth.

A fondness for reading, which, properly directed, must be an education in itself.

Do not think that years leave us and find us the same!

Solitude is a way to defend the spirit against the murderous din of our materialism.

Shoes twisted into incredible lilies.

I'm pretty sure I ate ants in Mexico.