Sitting there, it is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!

The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!

Realize in life that you will have your ups and downs. You can't have those wonderful up moments without the downs. If everything stayed the same all the time, that would be depressing.

I have tried to live my life with no regrets. Because regrets will become guilt in some cases, and guilt eats away at your sanity.

Life experiences shared with a friend will turn into memories to be enjoyed.

Have no regrets in life because of the choices you make. Good or bad, they are a learning experience, to help you grow. The only regret in life, is to never make a choice at all.

People think I am younger then I really am, because I act so immature.

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Be careful when you ask Karma for something that you have always wanted. When I was young, I asked to be surrounded by beautiful women. Now I have a wife and four daughters.

Women. You have to love them the way they are or they'll drive you insane.

When all else fails, there is music. When that fails you, there is beer.

You can get over a million dollars worth of life insurance in case you die, but only eight to ten bucks and hour to live

You can’t win without being patient. You know why? Success comes when you value time by using it profitably. It comes over time

When many astronauts go to space, they see the insignificant size of the earth and vastness of space, and they become very religious, because they have seen the Signs of Allah.

Time isn't a commodity, something you pass around like cake. Time is the substance of life. When anyone asks you to give your time, they're really asking for a chunk of your life.

Take care of your kid's character, and everything will follow after that. Character is everything

The present is the only thing that has no end.

Love cannot remain by itself - it has no meaning. Love has to be put into action and that action is service.

My wife and I really enjoy a glass of red wine. We're too old to drink cheap wine, and we don't.

The story of mankind began in a garden and ended in revelations.

I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.