I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, will answer you: I am here to live out loud.

How you treat:-the mailman-the cashier-the garbage man-the usher-the custodian-the receptionist-the uber driversays A LOT about you.

A world of made is not a world of born

Here's to the few who forgive what you do, and the fewer who don't even care

Almost everything in leadership comes back to relationships.

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.

I didn't think I'd ever be an actor.

I've always craved to belong to somewhere, but I never have and never will.

Don't visualize beating the keeper, visualize destroying the keeper.

The harder the life, the finer the person.