I didn't think I'd ever be an actor.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

The essence of darkness is the knowledge of what blocks the light.

The enemy of learning is knowing.

The piddling ignoramuses who deny that there is a distinct, discernible, objective western tradition are just woozy literati.

I think variety is the spice of sticking with an exercise routine, whether it's getting a dance tape one day, or getting a tape with those stretchy things to work with resistance on a different day.

Well, human security is a concept that I am very committed to enshrining in American foreign policy.

I wouldn't exactly describe her as strictly beautiful. She knocked me out, though.

Politics, in a sense, has always been a con game.

It never made sense to me that someone would achieve any kind of success in show business, only to become a jerk.

Exile: A tomb in which you can get mail.

Until I test the limits to what I can achieve, I won't really know how well I can do.