I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out.

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.

I have a horrible memory and I used to consider that a liability, but I've learned along the way that talking to people is really a beautiful thing.

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time. The cats started hiding the alcohol after that.

I don’t believe for a second that weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, that’s indecision.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

Remember when you were considered an environmentalist when you didn't throw junk out the car window? I sure do miss that simpler, happier time.

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise.

Grief is great. Only you and I in this land know that yet. Let us be good to one another.

Everyone knows that evil should be avoided wherever possible

I still have dreams about CBGB's. I still miss the place.

All has been looted, betrayed, sold; black death's wing flashed ahead.

I never had posters on my wall and when I meet actors that I really admire, it's exciting because I get to work with them.

All our, let's say, incomes are really very well, transparent to those organs who need these information and who are in charge of combating corruption in our country.

The United States is the best and fairest and most decent nation on the face of the earth.

The Beatles were just a band that made it very, very big, that's all.

I have cellulite. So what?

I began reading everyhing in the family library. Kidnapped, Treasure Island, Robinson Crusoe. And of course, if you're running out of books to read you can always read Shakespeare.