I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Even if they walked away, even if they ran to the other side of the world, even if I thought that I didn’t have a chance in hell, I still want to know that I did everything I could to make it happen.

That is our larger destiny: to allow the Earth to organize in a new way, in a manner impossible all the billions of years prior to humanity

It takes time and energy, and if I'm working, then I'd rather flop in front of the telly than put on a tiny dress and work out how to get myself to God knows where. I mean, lazy some would call it.

There must be a cloud in my head, rain keeps falling from my eyes

Could I get mansions covering ten thousand miles, I'd house all the poor scholars and make them beam with smiles

There's certain things I try to avoid, as an actress, just to keep my world from being as narrow as it could be.

For Shakespeare, in the matter of religion, the choice lay between Christianity and nothing. He chose nothing.

Cosmetic surgery and the ideology of self-improvement may have made women's hope for legal recourse to justice obsolete.

I believe when you bring, say, a plant into a room, everything in that room changes in relation to it. This tension - tension is the only word for it - can be painted.

My soul may be returned to the heavens but my heart will remain with you for all eternity.