I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

People in New York love having roof parties.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

If your dreams are priceless, they are worth more than your pain.

Mindfulness is so much wiser and more robust than our inner critic.

They forget that we, too, have earned the right to live! So I say if we are going to die, my friend, let us die trying, not sitting.

Everybody knows how others should do their jobs - but they don't know how to do theirs.

There is only one way in the world to be distinguished. Follow your instinct! Be yourself, and you'll be somebody. Be one more blind follower of the blind, and you will have the oblivion you desire.

This willingness to be frank and plain about the way that the world is, is a good first step. But that doesn't mean that you get what you want.

I never enjoyed writing a book more; indeed, it is the only one I remember in no sense as a labor but as a joy.

I know how to tell a story to a thousand people. Sometimes I don't know how to tell a story to a piece of tape on a wall and a camera.

Duty makes us do things well, but love makes us do them beautifully.