My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

People in New York love having roof parties.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.

Every one that asketh receiveth and he that seeketh findeth.

Whenever things sound easy, it turns out there's one part you didn't hear.

When age is jocond it makes sport for death. [When age is jocund, it makes sport for death.]

We find it difficult to choose our direction because it does not yet exist distinctly in our idea.

Young people don't want to sit at home and watch television; they'd sooner be out doing their own thing.

I dont see things with gender, race and culture

If Twitter, Youtube & Facebook will be honest; if they'll stop being so immoral, stop attacking families, we'll support them

My journey is so similar to everyone elses journey, because we all are human. We all have been defeated by the powers of darkness, and we all find redemption in the light of Christ.

Envy is a littleness of soul, which cannot see beyond a certain point, and if it does not occupy the whole space feels itself excluded.